Burning Of The Bridge Award: Trolls

I have had it up to here with people. Not all people, but just enough to make me want to crawl into a hole and stay for a while.

Years ago, I came up with the idea of creating an award for cutting ties with those that mean me nothing but harm.  This award is called The Burning of The Bridge Award and the first award will go to an unnamed person. I don't want to be sued, but the forthcoming descriptions will be crystal clear:

First award goes to the trolls I know who like to act like they're sex symbols. And maybe to some people they are sex icons, but not in the eyes of free thinking, clear minded people with good eyesight. They create drama to place themselves in the center therefore feeling needed, wanted and worthy of faux attention. It's high time they understand that they should feel privileged to have decent, truly good looking people even glancing in their direction. Most of these people are borderline illiterate and are bombarded with a few physical deformities they use as the catalyst for sympathy. Get over it. Exercise. Stop smoking five cigarettes at a time and fumigate your apartment. Or you'll end up like the character in 'Metamorphisis', turning into the cockroach you are. And to think you've ever read such a classic book. Silly me. The most these people ever read are answers to their pathetic requests to have someone sleep with them out of pity or just needing a toothless mouth to give them head.

Trolls of the world unite upon this bridge and watch it burn.

May the bridges I burn, light the way......